1. Thud (Morel) mp3
The song that inspired N'Sync...

2. Thea (Ott/Morel) mp3
Better here than in NSW...

3. Horrible Week (Morel) mp3
We suffer (for a WHOLE WEEK) to bring you art...

4. Theme From Blurb (Morel)
Our first brush with the sort of superstardom that exposure on CH31 brings...

5. Whatever Happened To Sheena Easton (Morel) mp3
Ode to the Queen of Connex...

6. Commodity Fetishism (Morel/Prystasz) mp3
I like your God, do you have them in red?...

7. Carpet Cleaning (Ott)
There are many cowboys in the carpet cleaning world...

8. Nut (Morel)
The Russian flag and skincare in one song? Yes it can be done...

9. Motörboat (Ott)
Моторка как метафора? Да мы можем…

10. Lost Cats Home (Morel) mp3
Finely nuanced screaming in unison...

11. Get (Morel)
firetrucked...

12. Urbi Et Orbi (Ott) mp3
A sermon from Pope Pius XXVI...

13. Rubber Walrus Protector (Morel)
"Don't be so bitter Marc!" "Well, don't write about yourself in the 3rd person then!" What the?... shutuuup!!"

14. A Laugh Supreme (Ott)
Take one well thought out bassline, some clever lyrics, snappy drummin'.... and positively drown them out with freakin' awesome guitar "shreddin"... it's the Stork way...

15. I Win (Morel)
Well in the end football was the winner...

16. Masonic Youth (Morel)
Yes Sir, I can boogie...

17. Orange Volvo (Morel/Prystasz)
From junior publishing magnate to amateur heartbreaker...

18. A Reformist Contextualisation Of Submatter (New media interactive version) (trad.)
Rove and exorcism, together at last...

1. Star (Morel) mp3
The girl with the budgie in the brown house...

2. We Have (Morel) mp3
And you don't...

3. Tim Fisher's Wife (Ott) mp3
The beauty and the beast...

4. All About Jo (Morel) mp3
Boy would she get a surprise if she heard this song... mind you, it was a surprise when my bro spotted her pretending to be a "tree" on a street in Edinburgh...

5. Puppet (Morel) mp3
You, me, carpark, now!...

6. Come On Down (Ott)
Disclaimer: Not everybody wants to "come on down", Pius. Artistic Licence is a "gift", a "priviledge" we are granted as musicans, that we mustn't misuse...

7. Tyre Swans (Morel)
As if torn from the pages of a "Burke's Backyard" factsheet...

8. Abattoir (Morel)
Meat meat meaty meat meat meat - and a little bit fancy...

9. Puppy (Morel)
A semester's worth of cultural studies, condensed into one cerebral musical moment...

10. Curry (Morel)
A step by step account of the rise and fall of Seattle grunge...

11. Walrus (Morel)
Why don't you ever do a song about me?...

12. Dancing Brick (Morel)
Dancing plagiarism morelike. Actually, all the chords are really mine.* I also invented G augmented 7th...

13. Woah (Morel)
You've wrecked this song for me, Richard Higgins, with your sordid Benny-Hill style double entendre!...

14. Vitamin B (Ott)
Tell you what I want, what I really, really want...

15. Can't Stand Up (Morel)
Well we just can't, so there!...