We love you. We love you so much, we've got a bunch more songs for you. This is stuff that you can't get on any releases yet. They're all for you to take home to look after and treat nicely.

I Hope You All Die Horrible Deaths (Morel)
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Originally written as an unsolicited jingle for the Harvey Norman retail chain. This was recorded in early 2006 on a farm at Marc's parents place in Bet Bet, near Maryborough. We'd trucked our entire WorldDom studio up and set it up in an octagonal garage(tm), in between gardening equipment and ATV's. It's hard to stay focused on recording when there's ATV's to play with though!
 
The lyrics of this one have changed a few times, and the song used to be called "Sickly". That clearly was too nice a title.
 
Check out the videos page where you can actually see the recording of this song in progress...
 

I Forgot It's All About You (Morel)
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This is a christmas song, in the spirit of George Michael's opus: "Last Christmas". We hope that for you there's a little bit of Stork magic in this little ditty to bring good tidings & cheer - here's pixie dust in your eye!
 
Also recorded at Bet Bet. Some time ago some crazy person had my mobile number confused with their "breakup in progress" boyfriend and for a few days I kept getting angry SMS messages. One of them was the title of this song and inspired the lyrics.
 
Three years after recording, this is still somewhat of an unfinished mix. We don't like to rush things....
 

All About A World That's No Fun (Morel)
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Another Bet Bet song. Still a work in progress, we've been trying to go overboard with production for this one and there are string, piano and flute parts planned. Will it ever happen? Bets can be made at any TAB office....
 

Cezanne Of The Ape World (Ott)
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Also a work in progress. Very rough mix and only has a guide vocal with one badly fitting verse of lyrics. Inspired, like all the best songs, by a story about a painting chimpanzee, this is in dire need of three verses. Now if we could get an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters it could yet happen.
 

L'apres midi d'un faune (Prystasz?)
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An old song that we've been meaning to resurrect and record properly for some time. Sung and written by, I think, then Stork bass player Troy Prystasz. Primal guitar shredding at its best.
 

Dying Zombies (Mister Ott/Mister Morel)
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If you've ever listened to "Lost Cats Home" (find it under the the discography...) and wondered what all those noises in the background were, this is it.